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Doofiegirl

88, female

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Posts: 355

Some are thinking of leaving the site

from Doofiegirl on 06/11/2015 12:13 PM

Why ? Because of the absolute impossibity of posting videos! You do exactly what you are instructed to do, and your video will Not post! Pictures and cartoons are the same . I, for one, am really tired of this . Not that it matters  to anyone except me !

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Doofiegirl

88, female

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Posts: 355

This is Us

from Doofiegirl on 06/11/2015 12:01 PM

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

 

However, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took any of the following:

The melody out of music,

The pride out of appearance,

The courtesy out of driving,

The romance out of love,

The commitment out of marriage,

The responsibility out of parenthood,

The togetherness out of the family,

The learning out of education,

The service out of patriotism,

The Golden Rule from rulers,

The nativity scene out of cities,

The civility out of behavior,

The refinement out of language,

The dedication out of employment,

The prudence out of spending,

The ambition out of achievement, or

God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.

Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!

I'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 P.M.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps..... With a hammer.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!

Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
Let's be happy
While we're here.

And, MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA
AND MAY AMERICA BLESSGOD!!

Go Green- Recycle CONGRESS!!

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Doofiegirl

88, female

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Posts: 355

Retired Husband

from Doofiegirl on 06/11/2015 11:31 AM

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to

 

Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and

preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse and

leaves me with endless time to fill.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local

Wal-mart:

Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our

store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of

you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are

documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other

people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,

"Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a

reprimand from her supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance,

causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have

a "Code 3."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on

layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the Camping Department and told the children

shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from

the Bedding Department, to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began crying and

screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" EMT's were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a

mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the Hunting Department, he asked

the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the

Mission Impossible theme song.

12. October 6: In the Auto Department, he practiced his "Madonna Look" using

different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through

yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed

a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked, "Where is the

fitting room?"

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, and

then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here." One of the

clerks passed out.

If you don't send this to your dearest friends, you'll be depriving them of

some good humor.

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Doofiegirl

88, female

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Posts: 355

The Stunning Thing Mosby Ordered Cops To Do 3 Weeks BEFORE Freddie Gray’s Arrest : Norvell Rose

from Doofiegirl on 06/11/2015 10:43 AM

Evidence of apparent incompetence and misbehavior continues to pile up in the case of the "Baltimore Six" — not evidence against the cops involved in the police-custody death of Freddie Gray, but against the state's attorney prosecuting the case. On the heels of the embarrassing disclosure that Marilyn Mosby filed her motion for a gag order in the wrong court — an attempt to keep defense attorneys from talking to the media that was denied — comes word that it was Mosby herself who directed police to crack down on drug dealing in the very neighborhood where Gray was apprehended.

 

In other words, Marilyn Mosby's prior statements that the Baltimore cops who picked up Gray after he ran from them made an unlawful arrest, is contradicted by the fact that it was she who ordered the police crackdown on drug dealing in the high-crime area where the arrest took place.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               On her Fox News show Tuesday night, Megyn Kelly revealed the latest Baltimore bombshell: "...a staff member in Mosby's office sent an email to the Baltimore Police Department to direct officers on behalf of the prosecutor to 'crack down on the exact area' where Gray was arrested."      http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/06/09/megyn-kelly-marilyn-mosby-reportedly-ordered-cops-patrol-area-where-freddie-gray-was

Keep in mind that Mosby has repeatedly claimed the six police officers involved in Gray's arrest were unjustified in chasing, capturing, cuffing, and then transporting him to jail. Now, with word that the prosecutor who's going after the cops was the very person who issued the order to have them step up their patrol in the first place, the defense's attempt to have Mosby removed from the case takes on new weight.

Just last week, Western Journalism reported that State's Attorney Mosby was discovered trying to keep Freddie Gray's autopsy report under wraps. The news sparked criticism among those who believe the autopsy could offer evidence contrary to Mosby's account of events that led to serious charges against the six police officers.        http://www.westernjournalism.com/baltimore-prosecutor-called-out-for-hiding-something-big-regarding-freddie-gray/                                                               http://www.westernjournalism.com/bombshell-the-stunning-thing-mosby-ordered-cops-to-do-3-weeks-before-freddie-grays-arrest/?utm_campaign=54ebe14371e7fc692400399a&utm_source=BoomTrain&utm_medium=email&utm_content=recommended&bt_alias=eyJ1c2VySWQiOiIzYTBhMjU0YS1kMjM1LTQzNTctYjFiZi05YzBiNzk1Y2JjZDAifQ%3D%3D

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SerenityLove

54, female

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Posts: 12

Re: Hello!!!!! why aren't People using the CHATROOM ??? I think it's a great feature and when we were in GROUP PM together , we had such a l

from SerenityLove on 06/11/2015 10:18 AM

@ ROGUELONER 

Was that song directed at me by any chance ???
just wanna get this clear  

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SerenityLove

54, female

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Posts: 12

Re: Hello!!!!! why aren't People using the CHATROOM ??? I think it's a great feature and when we were in GROUP PM together , we had such a l

from SerenityLove on 06/11/2015 10:13 AM

lolz  I remember you 

ok what do you CONCUR Wiild
I'm dying to know  

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SerenityLove

54, female

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Posts: 12

Re: Hello!!!!! why aren't People using the CHATROOM ??? I think it's a great feature and when we were in GROUP PM together , we had such a l

from SerenityLove on 06/11/2015 10:11 AM

hahaha    there's something about that CHAT ROOM JD , ya just kind of go a little Nutz 
when yer on your own ........you've caught me singing away to myself "to amuse myself"
and make a friend laugh but they generally run!!!!  XD 

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ITMA
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P.C Madness

from ITMA on 06/11/2015 08:56 AM

Please tell me that the U.S.A isn't getting as soft as our once great UK

 http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/583647/American-embassy-Independence-Day-July-Muslims-Islam-Jakarta-Indonesia

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terrabytes

77, female

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Posts: 20

Re: Do you think it's time we forget about soda and enjoy what we have

from terrabytes on 06/11/2015 08:26 AM

already forgotten, I have the attention span of a gold fish which is about 8 seconds.  Oh look, a kitty.  LOL

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Lucythetooth

53, female

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Posts: 8

Re: How Do You Like The New Zangle Discussion Board?

from Lucythetooth on 06/11/2015 06:51 AM

Looking good!  I love the seperate categories.  Makes navigating the board much easier.   One thing I would like is the ability to like or rave a comment.

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